From the highly addictive browser game Travian:
KIDs 08.09.07 17:40:42
give Me little resources and I you shall not touch.
KIDs 08.09.07 17:49:37
I you destroy if you I shall not help!
[I check, and KIDs has a fraction of my population]
me 08.09.07 18:13:24
Go on, then. Destroy me.
KIDs 08.09.07 19:33:49
1 day and i you destroy.
me 09.09.07 16:16:11
I'm still waiting. You haven't destroyed me yet.
KIDs 09.09.07 16:18:11
I little mistaken.I it is necessary a little more time.
me 09.09.07 16:20:14
Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa you suck
KIDs 09.09.07 16:23:49
I shall kill you.Remained quite little time.
me 09.09.07 16:28:28
Ha ha ha
KIDs 09.09.07 16:29:53
Afterwards not dialects that I you has not warned.