Via Boingboing:

I was thinking of getting one of these for Freddy, but the map is wrong. I wonder if they’ll do a custom one.

I’m a little behind the curve here, but via Ella comes a frackin hilarious TNG parody, starring our very own Hundred-Watt Warlock. See this, even if it means delaying putting out that fire in your kitchen for a few minutes.

Just completely unable to motivate myself. Sorry.