“Three Questions” meme

From Facebook, here is a daring little meme: You get to ask me three questions about myself, and no matter how inappropriate or embarrassing, I have to answer truthfully. The winner is the first person to ask a question I refuse to answer (not as easy as it sounds). I will veto questions that go against safety and security concerns, such as “where do you keep your spare key” or “what is your root password”. I also won’t answer questions that seek to reveal information about other people.