Tube Humour

Overheard on the PA at Canons Park station:

“Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the long end to your journey; we are currently third in line to arrive in Stanmore station and will be waiting here approximately six minutes.”

*pause*

“We would like to remind you, madam, that there is no smoking on the platform, so would you please put it out? Thank you.”

*pause*

“For all our passengers, just a reminder: smoking is not permitted anywhere on British Rail; that includes the trains and the platforms.”

*pause*

“And Big Brother is watching you.”