You know that old game where you make cookie fortunes funnier by adding “in bed” at the end? I think it would be funny if everything that goes wrong in the world were blamed on terrorism. That would amuse me greatly. Here’s some headlines from recent news:
- Terrorists Infiltrate Museums, Leave Anti-American Messages in Human Remains
- Fifth Day of Terror onslaught in Texas
- Terrorists, Feminists Threaten Veteran Memorial
Shit, I could have sworn there was a recent news item about some US government watchdog agency listing the ACLU as a possible terrorist threat, or at least as something that needed to be watched. If anyone knows what I’m talking about, could you please send me a link?
June 10, 2004 @ 10:11 pm