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What happens when the youth chapter of a church plans their bicycle outing the same day as a local nudist group plans theirs? Sorry folks, but the nudists have the right of way in this case.

My favourite line:

[The church organizer] is now asking the 300 or so cyclists on his youth tour to call the police if they see any nudists.

I love the righteous indignation angle. I’m picturing some flabbergasted priest shaking his head and sputtering “Nudity is ilegal! It’s… it’s just not natural! This display is an affront to God and to man!” Okay, so I’m exaggerating. I admit I have a bias, and little or no respect for religions like Christianity.

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Comment by Jakobpunkt
June 4, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

but, but, Dave! Naked people are SCARY!! Especially if they're not young, firm, nubile naked people! And you know those nubist clubs. Not a young, firm, nubile chick to be found. I'm so bothered by nudity taboos. It's just so silly. That said... Riding one's bike naked seems like a bad idea. First of all, you risk getting saddle burn, and take it from one who knows: saddle burn (be it from a horse saddle or a bicycle seat) sucks. And secondly, I suppose it depends on the size of your breasts, but I find riding a bike braless to be most uncomfortable. So yeah, bike riding naked: Bad idea.

Comment by God
June 4, 2004 @ 5:05 pm

Nubist clubs, huh? Those wacky Dutch. Crap, I just realized my styling on this page is wonky. I fix now.

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